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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 12:40 PM        I'm pretty sure I have Monkey pox.
At first I was calling it SARS, but now I know it's bad enough that I must have been biten by a prarie dog and I just don't remember it. I've already ejected a metric ton of bloody mucus today from my various orifaces. And in addition to the other symptons that someone who doesn't complain as much as me would attribute to a common cold, I also have a quater-inch wide kankersore right on the inside of my lower lip.

I'm sick as a cancer patient and I have open sores. I really can't think of anything it could be except for monkey pox. At least my claw-hammer wound is healing.

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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 02:20 PM       
is it deadly? Monkey Pox that is. If it is, sucks for you pretty badly man, I hope you don't die.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
SEE A DOCTOR! Holy shit, when you start getting open sores and bloody mucus, its time to get HELP!
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 06:57 PM       
I don't REALLY have monkey pox. Just a terrible cold and a bunch of canker sores.

I don't know how many people actually have heard about monkey pox. It's all over the news in Wisconsin, but I'd bet people that don't live in the midwest haven't heard about it. Apparently, some guy who runs a pet-store out of his house sold a Gambian rat that had an African disease called monkey pox, and that rat gave it to a bunch of prarie dogs.

I don't know who would want a Gambian rat. Those things are supposed to be 2-feet-long. That's fucked up.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
Do you really belive that story? It's complete bullshit if you ask me. No such thing as Monkey pox.. It's just a fad.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
Look I don't care you have monkey pox or not, JUST SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR!
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
If a rat bit a bunch of dogs, then why the hell call it Monkeypox?
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
Everytime I go to see a doctor, I wait at least three hours in the waiting room that has nothing to read except pamphlets for the different diseases I might be interested in trying, then instead of seeing a doctor I get examined by some student physician's aid who has no idea what they're doing. Seriously. Once I was positive I had Strepp throat, so I went to the doctor to get me some medicene, but the aid said the strepp test was negative so I must have "a bunch of canker sores" in my throat. This was because she didn't know how to do a strepp test, and I really did have strepp throat. I wish I would have sued or something, but I probably wouldn't have won.

And it's called Monkey pox because the rat that bit the prarie dogs (not regular dogs) either got in a fight with a monkey with the disease while it was still in Africa, or it got bitten by a monkey with the disease, or it ate a monkey with the disease.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 10:26 PM       
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If a rat bit a bunch of dogs, then why the hell call it Monkeypox?
I think it should be called Doggypox, or the prairie jeebies.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 11:59 PM       
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I wait at least three hours in the waiting room that has nothing to read except pamphlets for the different diseases I might be interested in trying,


Some kid on the news in New Jersey said he had monkey pox, but it turned out to be chicken pox.
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