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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 08:53 PM        I-Mock Member Deaths
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Esuohlim
You will die on: Thursday, October 28, 2027
You will die of: Blood Clot

TyrantOfTheAnts: :'(
Super Retro Guy: thats young
TyrantOfTheAnts: i think it will and to do with those Triple chesseburgers o always had
Super Retro Guy: youll die before my 40ith birthday
Super Retro Guy: or those mushroom melts at wendy's
TyrantOfTheAnts: i combined two together, and make it a sextupal sandwhich
TyrantOfTheAnts: i like it because it has SEX in it
Super Retro Guy: i was just going to say that
Super Retro Guy: do you have ecp?
TyrantOfTheAnts: i have espn
TyrantOfTheAnts: and espn 2
Super Retro Guy: but no extreme clit problems?
TyrantOfTheAnts: guess what retro jerk
Super Retro Guy: youre one of the lucky ones
Super Retro Guy: what
TyrantOfTheAnts: YOU WONT SEE YOUR 40th b-day
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: The Retro Kat
You will die on: Wednesday, June 5, 2024
You will die of: Deleted from the Matrix

TyrantOfTheAnts: LOL!
TyrantOfTheAnts: who should i look up next!
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: -ROG-
You will die on: Saturday, June 4, 2016
You will die of: Stabbing

Super Retro Guy: cojin
Super Retro Guy: he might live to his 40th
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: chojin
You will die on: Thursday, July 19, 2035
You will die of: Exsanguination

TyrantOfTheAnts: !
Super Retro Guy: wow, i would have never seen that coming
TyrantOfTheAnts: MORE NAMES
Super Retro Guy: ill go down the last post in love line
Super Retro Guy: perndog
TyrantOfTheAnts: OH NO
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Professor Cool
You will die on: Thursday, June 3, 2010
You will die of: Didn't wait 30 minutes before swimming

Super Retro Guy: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TyrantOfTheAnts: TyrantOfTheAnts: Hey your gonna die in 2010
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TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: perndog
You will die on: Tuesday, May 13, 2031
You will die of: Stabbing

Super Retro Guy: good
TyrantOfTheAnts: MORE NAMES
TyrantOfTheAnts: post this hilarious stuff up

TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Rongi
You will die on: Saturday, July 25, 2020
You will die of: Stroke

Super Retro Guy: kellychaos
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: kellychaos
You will die on: Saturday, October 30, 2032
You will die of: Electrocution

Super Retro Guy: whoreable
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: whoreable
You will die on: Wednesday, July 27, 2033
You will die of: Ritual Sacrifice

Super Retro Guy: fat satan
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Fat Satan
You will die on: Thursday, May 2, 2024
You will die of: Food Poisoning

Super Retro Guy: captain bubba
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: captain bubba
You will die on: Saturday, April 29, 2023
You will die of: Gingivitis

Super Retro Guy: KILLADEUCE
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: KILLADEUCE
You will die on: Tuesday, August 6, 2030
You will die of: Fall Down Stairs

Super Retro Guy: smoke66
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: smoke666
You will die on: Thursday, January 14, 2038
You will die of: Lung Cancer

Super Retro Guy: James
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: James
You will die on: Thursday, March 1, 2018
You will die of: Gingivitis

Super Retro Guy: jin
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: jin
You will die on: Thursday, October 23, 2014
You will die of: Gunshot

Super Retro Guy: Blue Oatmeal
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Blue Oatmeal
You will die on: Thursday, January 20, 2033
You will die of: Heart Disease (High Blood Pressure)

Super Retro Guy: ProtoClown
TyrantOfTheAnts: this has to be the best one yet
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: ProtoClown
You will die on: Thursday, July 24, 2031
You will die of: Sexually Transmitted Disease
TyrantOfTheAnts: HE WONT BE A VIRGIN!
Super Retro Guy: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Super Retro Guy: good for him

TyrantOfTheAnts: any more names
Super Retro Guy: noob3
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: noob3
You will die on: Thursday, January 24, 2030
You will die of: Drug Overdose

Super Retro Guy: Les Waste
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Les Waste
You will die on: Saturday, October 9, 2027
You will die of: Fall Down Stairs

Super Retro Guy: AChimp
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: AChimp
You will die on: Tuesday, March 10, 2026
You will die of: Burned to Death


Super Retro Guy: Max Burbank
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Max Burbank
You will die on: Thursday, June 29, 2028
You will die of: Shot to death

Super Retro Guy: Jeanette X
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Jeanette X
You will die on: Thursday, July 26, 2029
You will die of: Mauled by animal
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 08:55 PM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 08:57 PM       
Burninated.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 08:59 PM       
TyrantOfTheAnts: we forgot Ninja Venom
Super Retro Guy: Ninjavenom
TyrantOfTheAnts: and Jixby
Super Retro Guy: quick
TyrantOfTheAnts: WE FORGOT JIXBY
Super Retro Guy: and glowbelly
Super Retro Guy: oh shit
Super Retro Guy: and ziggy trix
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: ninjavenom
You will die on: Thursday, April 19, 2029
You will die of: Drive-By Shooting
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Jixby Phillips
You will die on: Sunday, March 25, 2012
You will die of: Slipped on Ice
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: glowbelly
You will die on: Thursday, April 25, 2030
You will die of: Skin Cancer
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Ziggy
You will die on: Saturday, May 19, 2029
You will die of: Snake Bite
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 08:59 PM       
haha. I wasn't in that
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:00 PM       
That's because you fucking suck.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:03 PM       
awww yeaaaaah. 8-)
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:04 PM       


- "Exsanguination.."

I get to be almost 50!
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
Apparently, I'm not important enough to be preordained.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
Im gonna be the first to die!
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
UTTER: THATS RIGHT. YOU ARENT. STOP RUINING GOOD THREADS YOU DIRTY JEWBALL.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Capn' Crunch
You will die on: Thursday, June 29, 2028
You will die of: Sodomy accident

TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: agroskaterik
You will die on: Thursday, April 22, 2028
You will die of: Suicide

TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: george
You will die on: Monday, March 4, 2042
You will die of: falling tornado debris
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:24 PM       
Great, I got raped to death by a bunch of angry Jamacians.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:24 PM       
haha, my death/death time sounds pretty accurate.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
It's fucking crazy, because it randomly generated that, and look at Jeanette's!
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:47 PM       
THE MYSTERY FILES OF SHELBY WOO
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:54 PM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:54 PM       
Blue Oatmeal? WTF? I predict raped in prison then dies of complications due to bar of soap rammed up ass..
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
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TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: Jixby Phillips
You will die on: Sunday, March 25, 2012
You will die of: Slipped on Ice
wasnt ice king your title on the old boards, jixby?
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 10:11 PM       
The Ice King was Bad Mr. Frosty's title, and I requested it too cause I'm a dick, and than Jixby did it too. I'm a trend setter :hat

And falling down stairs my ass. I'm dying of a massive heart attack in 11 years.

And I can't believe it took you that long to do me. The fact that you thought of Kellychaos before you thought of me makes the blood in my eyes boil
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 10:13 PM       
Who the hell are half these people?
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 10:15 PM       
Its not that you werent thought of first, Bobo, but I was skimming down the "Last Post" in love line first, just to do random names. You are a god among men and high on my list of people I would lose my virginity to.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 10:17 PM       
I WAS FIRST ON THE LIST, FUCKERS.
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