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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 05:15 PM        If you can have any question answered, what would you ask?
Let's say you stumble upon a magic rock. And this rock will answer one and ONLY one question you may have. What would you ask?

Would you go the religious route, and ask Does God Exist? Would you go the spiritual way, and ask the Meaning of Life? Would you solve a conspiracy and ask if Paul McCartney died and was replaced with a body double? Or would it be personal, and ask Who Stole My Cupcake?
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 05:27 PM       
Who put the bop in the bop-shoobop-shoobop?
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
Where am I???
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
Who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding-dong?
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 10:21 PM       
who was that man, I'd like to shake his hand.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 11:44 PM       
I'd probably step on it or skip it in a pond if it was flat enough. I don't really go around talking to rocks to see if they're magical.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
Why have I suddenly gained the ability to talk to rocks?
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
Because rocks dig cute otter women.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 03:05 AM       
I'd ask it why I can talk to rocks.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:51 AM       
HERES WHAT I THINK
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 09:50 AM       
How's tricks, rock?
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 10:18 AM       
Will you be my girlfriend?
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 10:45 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
Which conspiracies in the music industry are true?

and then I'd kick the shit out of it and ask it the meaning of life.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 07:03 PM       
"Dear Rock, why should I give a rat's ass about what you're fixing to tell me?"
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 08:43 PM       
How many boards
would the Mongols hoard
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 10:57 PM       
I hate you?
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 02:02 PM        LOL
I'd ask the rock what it wants out of it's own existance.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 02:07 PM       
Is there, truly, only one way to rock?
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
How can I get you to answer ALL the other questions I have?
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