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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 04:44 AM        Wish me luck!
I'm going on my first date tommorow, hehe. And it's with a girl that I adore. And she adores me aswell, apparently. But we both have APD so it will be kind of um. Akward? :/ Boo. Anyways, it's not so much a date as it is an ADVENTURE! An adventure-date. Or an adventure-romantic adventure. I don't know. An adventure-date where I meet her for the first time, AND her mom. Yeah. Sounds fun, right?! Well, It will be! Yeah!

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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 04:49 AM       
What's APD?

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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 05:02 AM       
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 05:04 AM       
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 05:05 AM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 12:56 PM       
Good luck! ... and I hope that the dildo doesn't damage your intestinal walls and cause internal bleeding.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 01:46 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 04:55 PM       
dude wasn't that yesterday?


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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 05:02 PM       
I WISH YOU BAD LUCK AND HOPE THAT THE GIRL IS ACTUALLY A MAN AND SHE SODOMIZES YOU WITH NO LUBRICATION.



You didn't say what kind of luck.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 05:13 PM       
I hope this thread turns out to be a clever yet wholly depressing attempt to incite unintentionally humorous responses from the fucktard crew.

Because otherwise I'm jealous, and good fucking luck Mr.Noob. : (
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 05:33 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 06:04 PM       
Whats APD? And have fun Noob3
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 07:40 PM       
3:00 We met at Barnes and Noble. It was akward, we both were shy.
We went to Toys R Us. We asked where the dinosaur toys were. It was akward.
We went to Hobby Lobby and looked at the halloween things. It was akward.
We went to Target looking for Jone's Soda and had a Twilight Zone moment, we bought water and I got a new tooth brush. It was less akward.
We went to Jamba Juice, she bought me a juice and I felt bad.
We smoked pot at my house, and it got really akward because we were both super shy still at this point. We brushed our teeth together. It was really akward.
We went to a movie theatre, they wouldn't let us into the movie because it was R and I had no ID. We went to another movie theatre, the guy let us in. I payed for the tickets. We held hands while we watched Freddy vs Jason. It was nice.
We bought Fazolis, and ate it in a park, and swung. It was nice.
She needed somwhere to brush her teeth, so we stopped at Braum's. We brushed our teeth together in the Braum's women's room. And then she didn't eat the ice cream I bought her, she said it tasted minty so I got her a cup of water. It still tasted minty, she threw away her ice cream.
11:00 I took her home to her parents, who were waiting at Barnes and Noble.
THE END

Two shy kids make for akward situations. All in all, it was fun. Yay. We're going to see eachother again because she's my girlfriend now yay.

I've edited my post alot latley :/
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 07:42 PM       
You went and brushed your teeth in the middle of your date, not once but twice?

And you still haven't explained APD. Anti-social Personality Disorder?
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 07:49 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 07:55 PM       
I wish I could brush my teeth as much as you did on your date.

The chicks around here just don't dig that.

Can I date you?
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:00 PM       
Next time...You find a nice lake or hill side park. Bottle of white wine and cheese with some very fresh bread. Look deep into her eyes and lean in and kiss her and then pick her up into your skinny gay arms and then trip and crack her head on a rock. Dig a hole and dispose of body.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:10 PM       
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Next time...You find a nice lake or hill side park. Bottle of white wine and cheese with some very fresh bread. Look deep into her eyes and lean in and kiss her and then pick her up into your skinny gay arms and then trip and crack her head on a rock. Dig a hole and dispose of body.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:19 PM       
When you said you brushed your teeth together, I thought that you guys literally rubbed your teeth against each other's teeth.

I thought it was some weird pot-smoking ritual.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:31 PM       
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When you said you brushed your teeth together, I thought that you guys literally rubbed your teeth against each other's teeth.

I thought it was some weird pot-smoking ritual.

I'd like to see someone do that. Teeth turn me on. People rubbing teeth is like....instant orgasm.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:51 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 09:00 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 09:12 PM       
ermmmm. do i have another stalker type person?

Pssssst, everyone...watch what i do to his picture

ok...i just realized that nobody is going to know what i'm talking about, unless they saw this thread and all that.

he's linked to a pic off my website. my elvis impersonation pic, which i've promptly changed to a french pink vagina.

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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 09:16 PM       
I so totally knew what you were talking about.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 09:19 PM       
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