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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 01:51 AM        spanish class, take it for free!
hi, in this topic you will learn a little about spanish (mexican way to be more specific) slang and so.

here you go!



ENGLISH....................... SPANISH

Co-- su----....................... niño feo
Fxxx you....................... Tontuelo
Kiss my XXX....................... pipi caca
mother f-----....................... fuchi nene
assh%%%....................... Mensote


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If any FUCHI NENE dislikes my topic please
PIPI CACA.
if you are reading this you are a complete MENSOTE , a NIÑO FEO like you deserves this kind of reading and more, so TONTUELO, and leave.


more lessons soon! thanx for your time!
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 02:16 AM       
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 02:17 AM       
pipi caca, does that mean Kiss my Hat?
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:01 AM       
in fact means kiss my cheek, i guess you need to be more intuitive next time, but don´t worry, learning is a very large and beautiful road, now you are walking it, congratulations.
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:15 AM       
la mejilla es cinco letras, dipshit
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:19 AM       
I DON'T THINK DIPSHIT IS SPANISH.
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:32 AM       
you just lost a song
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:35 AM       
Una Cervaza por favor.

one beer please.

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el gordo.

is fat.

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Calamares

squid/octopus

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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:41 AM       
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you just lost a song
I think that's a little harsh.
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:57 AM       
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ENGLISH-----------------------------------------------SPANISH


DIPSHIT------------------------------------------------PAPI
STOP SUCKING YOU HE-GOAT---------------------NO MAMES CABRON
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 04:06 AM       
the only spanish I know I learned at Taco Bell.
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 10:12 AM       
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 01:09 PM       
TAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!! :GIR
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 02:01 PM       
my first contribution to this page is called
THE TRUE ABOUT TACOS!

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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
how do you say "there is no basment in the alamo"
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:54 PM       
no hay sotano en alamo


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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 06:13 PM       
How do you say "cerra tu boca cabron"?
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 11:45 PM       
the only spanish I learned was in a factory; Estoy en fuego. -> "I'm on fire" and bondeaho(sp?) puto -> "stupid bitch". very useful
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 03:14 AM       
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How do you say "cerra tu boca cabron"?
you could use this phrase with me and it may work, look.....

chupapi lindo, culito santo, mi rey, mi chiquilingo, adorable pedazito de vida, serias tan amable de guardar silencio, es que tu inteligencia me asusta y no quiero vivir traumado por el resto de mi vida si si ANDA SIIIII????

that´s the way to say "cerra tu boca cabron" (cerra. JAJAJA)
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 03:18 AM       
GO BACK TO AFRICA.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 03:35 AM       
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GO BACK TO AFRICA.
why? do you want me to deliver some food to your parents again? you didn´t pay me the last time !SHAME ON YOU!
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 12:45 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
si viene directamente del culo de tu hermana, ME LA COMO TODA!
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
Mexicans at work call me gueno or weno or some shit. what the fuck do I care theyre mexicans and their lives will always suck ass and they will grow old and die of a heart attack while feeding their malnourished chickens.
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