There was a big fight at the hockey game I was working at tonight. I saw some people getting into an argument, and when I looked back one of them was beating the shit out of someone with one of those big plastic horns.

They started fighting ten rows up and tumbled all the way to the bottom, and and huge splatters of blood all over themselves. Some guy smacked his face on the railing, and another guy had his blood covered shirt ripped off. When I went up to there seats after the game there was blood all over the place. It was fantastic.