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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:44 PM        JOKES
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:47 PM       
THREE YEARS AGO, AT OTAKON, I WAS IN LINE AT BURGER KING AND THERE WERE THESE COOL DUDES READING THE MENU AND ONE OF THEM SAID:

"MAN, IF LINA...LINA INVERSE WERE HERE, SHE'D BE LIKE, 'I'LL HAVE EVERYTHING ON THIS SIDE OF THE MENU, TRIPLE PORTIONS OF COURSE, AND EVERYTHING ON THIS SIDE OF THE MENU, DOUBLE PORTIONS - I'M ON A DIET'"

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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:50 PM       
rectum? damn near killed 'em!
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:50 PM       
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A CLOCK IS HUNGRY?

















IT GOES BACK FOUR SECONDS. :rimshot
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:53 PM       
I SAW THIS ONE COMMERCIAL

WHERE A KID WAS EATING POP TARST

AND HIS STUPID DAD COMES IN AND HE'S ALL LIKE

"WHAT AE YOU EATING???"

AND...

GIMME A SECOND...

THE KID GOES "YOPGURT BLAST POP TARTS"

AND THE DAD MADE A FUNNY FACE

TAKE THAT, OLD MAN
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:55 PM       
OR THE ONE WHERE

THE DAD RUNS FOR THE DOMINOS DOOR

AND THE KID WAS LIKE

DAD'S NOT ALLOWED TO ANSWER THE DOOR ANYMORE

AND THE GIRL WAS ALL CYNICAL

IT WAS FUNNY

BECAUSE SH E THOUGHT HER DAD WAS STUPID

I WONDRE IF HE EATS POP TARTS
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 08:10 PM       
POP-TARDS






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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 08:12 PM       
Who's there?
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 08:14 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 08:16 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 08:26 PM       
KNOCK KNOCK
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 08:33 PM       
Why can't Hellen Keller Drive?

Because she's a woman.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 09:01 PM       
here's a dirty joke for you guys a guy in white suit is riding on a horse the horse stops all of a sudden the guy flips over the horse's head he landed in the mud his white suit got all dirty lol lol lol

here's another joke for you

poop

lol lol lol
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 09:17 PM       
There was a midget with a hair lip who desired to buy a horse. The kind of people who deal in horse flesh are, by and large, redneck assholes, and as a consquence he got alot of shit with very few results. Finally, he managed to get close to a sale, and went out to inspect the horse.

"Lemme see 'er eahs," said the midget, and the redneck picked him up and held him up to the horses ears.

"Lemme see 'er neeth," said the midget, and the redneck picked him up and held him up to the horses mouth.

"Lemme see 'er twat," said the midget, and the redneck pushed his face into the horses ass and held it there.

"See 'nuf you little PERvert?" said the redneck.

"Lemme reph'ase dat," said the midget. "Can I see 'er gallop?"
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 09:43 PM       
I would post a joke, but I have to wash my hair tonight.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 09:51 PM       
SO THESE TWO GUYS WALK INTO A BAR...
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 09:52 PM       
and one orders a shot...
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 09:57 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 09:59 PM       
Why are there trees in the streets of Paris?













Because Germans like to march in the shade!
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:01 PM       
Why do you post here?















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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:04 PM       
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE LEPROSY HOCKEY GAME?














FACE-OFF!!! (Our preacher told us the joke at church ).
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:10 PM        JOKE!
Tommy and Billy come downstairs on Christmas morning, Tommy has at least thirty presents, while Billy only has one. Billy looks sad for a second, then turns to Tommy and says, "At least I don't have cancer."
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:15 PM       
WHAT DO ELVES DO WHEN THEY GET HOME?



















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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:20 PM       
Why did Gary Coleman cross the road?









To find out what the fuck Willis was talking about.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:21 PM       
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