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mburbank · #1

Okay, my wife says there's this song on the radio that goes:

"My milkshake friends
are the boys in the yard
and their lives are better than yours,
damn right,
They're better than yours,
I could teach you,
but I'd have to charge"

Who's song is this? What is it about? And what the HELL is a Milkshale friend?
I'm not looking for any stupid gay joke answers. I can make those up myself.
I need to know.

liquidstatik · #2

All the black kids in my school keep singing it. It's a rap song, and I think it's about the vagina or the ass. Seriously. :o

The Unseen · #3

Yeah, I've heard it.
It's really bad and it actually goes "My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard"

sspadowsky · #4

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank

Okay, my wife says there's this song on the radio that goes:

"My milkshake friends
are the boys in the yard
and their lives are better than yours,
damn right,
They're better than yours,
I could teach you,
but I'd have to charge"

Who's song is this? What is it about? And what the HELL is a Milkshale friend?
I'm not looking for any stupid gay joke answers. I can make those up myself.
I need to know.

My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard
And they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

I presume that she's saying that her milkshake is better than those of rival women, and that she could teach them how to make a better milkshake, for a small fee.

Mockery · #5

It's by "Kelis" and the album is called "Tasty". The song is just called "Milkshake"

HickMan · #6

I never heard of it :/

The Unseen · #7

That's because you're divorced and live in a car

HickMan · #8

I'M ONLY FOURTEEN!

The One and Only... · #9

Oh the speculations.

When I saw Burb's original post, I thought the song was about a guys cum (milkshake) full of semen (boys) going into the vagina (yard), and the man was saying that he semen live a better life than you do.

Anonymous · #10

Hey! Maybe YOU could be a rapper!

Anonymous · #11

Hmm, cum full of semen...

PILLOWFIGHT · #12

my frend told me what milshake means but i dont wanan say it!! :X

Rongi · #13

Boogie made me

DamnthatDavid · #14

Milkshake, is her breasts. You shake them, they have milk.
She can shake them better then everyone elses.

another translation is that Milkshake is her sexiness, the way she moves, the way she walks. Attach some milk with icecream jugs to her while walking will result in them becoming milkshakey.

Command Prompt · #15

Congradulations on your mastery of the obvious David

Perhaps you can now move on to giving us a little credit.

DamnthatDavid · #16

Heh, not everyone is up on the slang, so people might think it something else.

Cap'n Crunch · #17

I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR SWASTIKA CHEESEBURGER.

Anonymous · #18

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

Milkshake, is her breasts. You shake them, they have milk.
She can shake them better then everyone elses.

another translation is that Milkshake is her sexiness, the way she moves, the way she walks. Attach some milk with icecream jugs to her while walking will result in them becoming milkshakey.

I figured that a milkshake was handjob. After all, it brings boys to the "yard," and you could teach someone else how to give a good one, for a price.

Rongi · #19

Wait...teach a guy to give a goodone?

Anonymous · #20

No, the guys want a handjob and the women want lessons. Although statistically, there should be some gay men that want lessons, too.

Command Prompt · #21

According to the renowned urban dictionary:

milk shake
22 votes

the sexual act of a male putting his penis between a female's breasts, and thrusting his pelvis back and forth.

usage: Last night, I met this girl with the biggest boobs, and I milk shaked her.

So now not only does this song suck, but it makes no sense as well

EDIT - I always thought this was "Angel Fucking" :/

Brandon · #22

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Oh the speculations.

When I saw Burb's original post, I thought the song was about a guys cum (milkshake) full of semen (boys) going into the vagina (yard), and the man was saying that he semen live a better life than you do.

Jesus fucking Christ, could you be any more of a square?

Quote:

the sexual act of a male putting his penis between a female's breasts, and thrusting his pelvis back and forth.

Always thought that was just called plain ol' "titty fucking."