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ProfessorCool · #1

For my fiancee

Command Prompt · #2

You changed for a girl? Fag. She better give great head and not give you shit for going out with your friends.

Mr. Vagiclean · #3

Well, what did she give up? :/

Command Prompt · #4

HER STANDARDS

j/k

ProfessorCool · #5

Yeah, I guess there's something about me not making a jackass out of myself in public anymore or crashing my car and dying before my wedding makes me a blantant homosexual

She gave up smoking

executioneer · #6

but making a jackass of yourself in public is the best thing in life

-willie

Rongi · #7

I don't have to get drunk in order to look like a jackass

executioneer · #8

but it helps

-willie

glowbelly · #9

good job. while i haven't completely given up drinking, i have cut down on my excessiveness. now when i go out, i limit myself to 3 drinks. i also don't go out that much anymore. i think i've grown out of it.

the whole scene was making me sick a long time ago and i ended up holing myself up at home and drinking heavily there while alone...which is never, ever a good thing.

Rongi · #10

yeah

and being a drunk jackass is fun because if you get drunk enough you don't remember it and your friends are all like "you were such a jerk last night

" and you can be all like "i don't remember anything

"

Big McLargehuge · #11

OMG DRINKING SUX

glowbelly · #12

my horrible ex boyfriend used to get so drunk that he wouldn't remember punching me in the face the night before...OR SO HE SAID.

Rongi · #13

now i feel bad

glowbelly · #14

haha, LOSER.

Rongi · #15

glowbelly · #16

i'm just trying to teach you how your words can HURT

executioneer · #17

highschool

-willie

Rongi · #18

sticks and stones as they say

ProfessorCool · #19

thanks for the support gang

I think it's going to be worse for here to stop smoking, so i made this deal with her, hopefully we can keep it up till our wedding day in april.

Hopefully i can just stop altogether.