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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 12:42 PM        Lenor's Dateing advice colume...
Just ask me anything...

Sex, relationships, dateing, ect..

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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 12:46 PM       
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How do you get a girl to suck your cock straight from her ass, until you blow a load all over her face? The girls in porno always do it.

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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 12:47 PM       
If you get your penis stuck in a woman's anal canal. What do you do? Where do you go?
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 12:57 PM       
Why the hell is hickman here?

And to Lenor, how do I get ladies to like me?
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:05 PM       
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Why the hell is hickman here?

And to Lenor, how do I get ladies to like me?
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:19 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:38 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:41 PM       
I saw one of your pictures. You're quite a woman.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:43 PM       
Quite a woman? Is that a bad thing?
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:46 PM       
Not at all.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:47 PM       
Oh, OK... Good.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:53 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 02:09 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 02:54 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 03:32 PM       
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PORNO is only there to get you aroused. If you want a girl to suck your dick after anal, and then let you blow your wad all over her, your either gonna need to find someone really kinky, wash your dick afterwards (cause thats gross), or get into the porno buisness.


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Most females, but not all, tend to go for a guy who seems to have alot of problems, as they think they can change him into what they think is a better person. But soon they relize that he really is just a cheating asshole dirtbag who never got out of middle school. My advice to you, Stay exactly the same. who knows maybe some unexpecting female will decide that your the one.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 03:34 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 03:43 PM       
Could you tell me how you got that stick shoved so far up your ass? I would love to hear all about it!
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 03:50 PM       
Why are all the smart pretty women lesbians ?
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 03:57 PM       
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Dear Lenor,

How do you get a girl to suck your cock straight from her ass, until you blow a load all over her face? The girls in porno always do it.

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It's all editing. Actually, it's ass, cooch then the mouth. Usually the girl has a tattoo on her lower back while wearing midriff shirts which helps you to determine which ones are up to the task.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 04:05 PM       
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Could you tell me how you got that stick shoved so far up your ass? I would love to hear all about it!
Hey! You're supposed to be the one answering the sex questions, not asking them.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 04:26 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 05:04 PM       
Lenor, why is it that you are in no way qualified to give men dating advice yet you still believe so?
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 06:04 PM       
Who said it was only for guys? And since when are you the expert on who can give advice and who can't? Besides I thought It would be funny to see what people actually said.

And in all reality, you can't have anal sex, then just go the other way, its a serious infection risk.

and by the way according to NYS I can give advice and therapy to whom I please..
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
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Could you tell me how you got that stick shoved so far up your ass? I would love to hear all about it!
IT GOT THERE FROM YOUR MISSPELLED WORDS.
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