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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:28 PM        i stole my girlfriend glasses
we were in eyemasters and she found a pair she liked and looked cute in so i stole them for her so now she has a $100 somthing (i'm not sure) pair of designer eyeglasses with non-perscription lenses to look cute in we fogged them up later it's nice having a girlfriend
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
I wouldn't say that on a message board. There are a few girls here who might respond with 'Aww' and make her jealous again.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
haha, fuck you dude
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:34 PM       
I think there's some girl in scandinavia who plays counterstrike and has heard of the term on which your handle is based while camping on 'de-dust.' Just thought I'd keep your girlfriend posted.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:35 PM       
did she have an awp or was she just like sitting around?
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:35 PM       
Fuck if I know. Counterstrike is for fags.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:38 PM       
yeah dude there was once a guy on this server with a ddr spray
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:41 PM       
Man, I hate counterstrike. I tried to get into it like twice or three times or something, but it's all over so fast, and there's no reward for playing it the way you're supposed to. The third time I went over to a friends' house and he had 4 computers linked up, and him and 3 friends were all yelling racial slurs into the microphones instead of playing.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:43 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
that's why counterstrike is fun because you get to play it the way you ARN'T suppose to

me and my friend would run with grenades (pins pulled) on de dust, and we run straight into the opposing team. they'd usually kill us right ontop of them, and we'd be together so our grenades would fall to the ground and theyd blow up and kill people with the combined damage
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
They need to make a Counterstrike that actually kills the end-user to prevent respawning.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:08 AM       
if your girlfirend really loved you she would have had you arrested for your crimes, klepto
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:15 AM       
he'll learn. as he gets older he'll realize that girls don't dig on boys that steal things for them and prefer boys who work hard for the things they get for their gals.

or he'll end up in jail and then he'll have to learn about boys diggin on him.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:34 AM       
but the girl i have is a wonderful specimen, a delicious piece of cake if there ever was one! and she totally digs bein spoiled with stolen goods, i steal her alot of t-shirts in just the right size
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:35 AM       
that's because she's not old enough to appreciate the good things in life.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:36 AM       
she appreciates flowers i bring her and doodles i draw her and the songs i sing into her answering machine!!
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:37 AM       
oh and i once got her pixi sticks she liked those!!
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:58 AM       
all i'm sayin is that a gal of worth will appreciate the honest and hard work you put into a relationship rather than the amount of junk you can steal for her from the local mall.

seriously, noob. stop stealing before you get caught. it's dumb.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 10:19 AM       
Listen to them, Noob. There is nothing more embarassing than getting caught stealing women's clothing. Nobody will believe it was for your girlfriend.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 11:19 AM       
i need to, i think it's just a phase i steal alot, i steal really blatantly too :/ i just walk out of hot topic with stuff in my hand my luck is runnin' out, and it was also really fucking stupid of me to steal with her there. if i would of got caught, i'm sure i would of went buhbye and i'm sure she wouldn't have stuck around for long after i got her caught too.

no more theftagin'
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
not to mention that she could be implicated too

it's just not good. you should focus your energy on doing the positive things that she encourages you to do. you said yourself that she was happy with the flowers, pixie sticks and the ring you got her. it's obvious you don't need to impress her with stealing...and if she's impressed by your stealing for her, she's not really a gal that you should be stickin with.

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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 11:43 AM       
honestly i think she was more impressed with the clickits and ello i bought her with my christmas money, even the pot i got her for christmas she was more happy with then the stuff i have stolen her.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 02:10 PM       
this thread reminds me of a janes addiction song and i HATE jane's addiction

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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 02:32 PM       
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