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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 03:04 PM        Story Of Fartin
This a novel about a boy's journey of discovery into undeveloped manhood. As we delve deeper into the twisted tale of a childhood filled with laughs, tears and turkey baster abuse ... we begin to understand why the protagonist eventually spiraled down into a life of pedophilia and abuse. We peek around the curtain of family dysfunctionalism and peak in the window at painful visions of his mother's infidelity heretofore only witnessed by Fartin himself ... the Terminix guy? One of the more poignant moments of the novel is when Fartin is in Walmart buying some white tank-top t-shirts. His lucid description of how the moment was so surreal yet, at the same, was a moment of total self-awareness and clarity was just ... well ... zen-like. I recommend this novel highly. I will not be suprised to see it on Oprah's Book List by early fall.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 03:06 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 03:23 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
And ... apparently ... you two. Do you not have an ounce of empathy for a damaged soul?
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 03:31 PM       
Puck YOu!! (I'm Canadian) :/
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 03:35 PM       
Haha! Tell them the wiffle-ball bat story.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 03:41 PM       
What's a wiffle bat? I got a free ping pong table today with paddles and free balls.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
It'll be a hit for all the neighborhood children.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 05:18 PM       
Fartin and Kellychaos both have the "when my insult doesn't work, i can act like im friends with the person" mentallity.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 05:45 PM       
I really got a ping pong table for free today :/ I don't consider people to be my friends that keep saying horrible things about me and my family...I don't think it's funny
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 05:50 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:00 PM       
Its a ping pong table.....minus the legs. you know how to save your IGA super savers don't you fartin
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
WHY ARE ALL OF THE TOYS IN THE BASEMENT?
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:06 PM       
I put as much of it on my trailer today as I could fit and forgot the legs...my customer gave it to me because they are moving. I get all kinds of stuff
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:07 PM       
Customers eh? Would that be the man who you whore your youngest out to?
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
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WHY ARE ALL OF THE TOYS IN THE BASEMENT?
It puts the lotion on it's skin.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
I run my own lawncutting and landscape business...for 7 years now. My average income for a year is $50 000 and I don't have a boss or any annoying co-workers and my customers live within a 10 mile radius so fuck you ArrowX you piece of shit.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:13 PM       
Why do you have padded walls in your basement FARTIN?
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
no thats exposed asbestose.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:15 PM       
It's called insulation
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:15 PM       
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF HELL I CAN BRING YOU
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:17 PM       
So when you throw your family at the walls they don't get bruises on their upper bodies?
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:20 PM       
The toys are probably for Fartin anyways, the kids are in the box.
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