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Lotida · #1

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Terra Wrote:

Unfortunately Stark any comment from a vet doesn't require any explanation. One is a "vet" if they are from the old boards and everybody else is a noob and noobs come here to mock and defend themselves as best they can. Weak noobs whither away and leave and the obnoxious noobs stick around and create fodder for the vets to feed off of. Once in a while a noob bounces a good zinger off a vet thereby making his/her fall from grace all the sweeter in the eyes of the other noobs and this spooks the vet cattle somewhat. They get jumpy and rattled for a bit. If a noob gets zinged constantly, they develop a callus and continue to post. After all, it IS a mockery forum and you, I and other noobs are the food. But WE are the reason the vets are here so take that as a small consolation when your ass is getting shot off by people around here.

Some noobs are completely ignorant, giving the rest of us noobs that much more work to do in order to take up the slack. These noobs must die, either at their own hands or at the hands of the other noobs for they are so cancerous that even the vets cannot touch them and the other outlying noobs must eat them. Try not to fall into this category or I'll, upper echelon noob that I am (for you see, even WE have rank and file order among us) make a banquet out of you.

You seem fine however. Don't ask questions, be watchful and learn from the banter of the other posts and you'll do fine. Oh, TRY not to start any threads if your new. This is your first mistake but your still okay, I got your back. Stay clear of emoticons as those pesky vets like to use them. This is their subterfuge you see. They will use emoticons to distract you while they are slicing off your dick and feeding it to the other vets.

While your cavorting around the forum, please check out my titty thread and also weigh in on the penis thread in the Loveline forum. This will get you bigass bonus points in the long run. All the smart people go there.

Welcome and keep your eyes open, you miserable shit!

executioneer · #2

yeah hahah thats so funny

Matt Harty · #3

i just pissed my pants

Mad Melvin · #4

I did more than that.

sadie · #5

like what?

Mad Melvin · #6

I sneezed.

Schimid · #7

Terra · #8

Yeah I worked hard on that. I feel *I* need to write a noob advice column so that the other little shits and dingleberries that run down the leg of the registration log and spew out onto I-Mock don't piss on all our (upper echelon noobs, that is) hard work.

As God is my witness, I'll be wearing the next noob's balls for earrings.[/b]

Esuohlim · #9

Shut up, fucker.

kellychaos · #10

I often cavort.

Schimid · #11

When did we start assigning noobs into tiers?

Oh, and Tara's an idiot. I hope your tits break you in half.

Schimid · #12

Or maybe they'll sag all at once and slam your face against a sidewalk.

Schimid · #13

And maybe the sidewalk will still be wet and your face will get stuck in and no one will care enough to save you and you'll stay there bent over forever and little old men will come by and wrap your labia around your thighs and climax on your decaying corpse.

Terra · #14

Wow. A triple play!

What happened? Couldn't get ALL the ideas out in one post? You had to triple up?

Nimrod.

Esuohlim · #15

Zip the lip, cunt.

Jixby Phillips · #16

haha! well played terra, way to mock schimids ability to post on an internet message board properly

also you fucking stole a joke from CITY SLICKERS TWO

you are so worthless

HickMan · #17

ROFLOL olol

Jixby Phillips · #18

THE LEGEND OF CURLY'S GOLD

I am an expert on that movie I even wrote a paper on it for school.

Terra · #19

Guess I'll have to rent that movie, I hadn't seen it.

Writing a paper on a movie? Good work Jix. I'll bet your parents are proud of you. Is it framed on the wall? Is there a blue ribbon attached to it? No red pencil marks in the margins for incorrect spelling? Lack of sentence structure? It wasn't wordy and had lack of cognant thought? I didn't think so, stud.

Your the MAN OF THE HOUR you fucking gasbag.

Now go have a beer and don't forget to blow your buddies while your at it. Maybe you can write a paper on that too and maybe teach Schimid how to post.

Jixby Phillips · #20

i dont drink

Terra · #21

plz write a paper on it.

k??

FS · #22

Seriously Terra are you ever *not* attacking a guy's dick size, sexual preference or ability to fuck?

Dyke.

Terra · #23

Seriously? I only counterattack those that attack me first. And as the normal reference to me is "cunt," "bitch" and other negative female gender labels, I come back with the same in the male tense. What is hilarious to me more so is that these are the guys that are not used to being zinged by a female.

However, since some of the posters have no retentive abilities beyond their first three posts on any given day, I don't expect everybody to understand that. But then, it highly amuses me to see that many male posters (and some not so male) pick up on the more genitalia specific posts of mine and run with those while ignoring the non genitally specific posts.

Very soon I expect to hear from various members of the support group of the males I've zinged in the past. They will be the usual posse of posters that I've hit in the past as a defense and whom have never let it go. This makes it all the more fun to employ the "one shot, one kill" tactic rather than use the "splatter gun" approach that is commonly employed here.

Dickhead.