not having a job is lots of fun

[george]

i have discovered that being unemployed is lots of fun. i sleep all day, play with my kids, cook, clean house. housewives have had this shit pegged out for years. i feel stupid for just finding this out.

WHY OH WHY MUST I RETURN TO WORK SOMEDAY

[Anonymous]

I've just picked up an Anarchy Online habit.

Though I don't ever want to go back to work either. I had a dream about my gay boss last night. :/

[george]

was it a sex dream?

cause i had one about my boss, only it was not nice, and my wifes ass hurt in the morining.

[Anonymous]

No, it was about the non-competitive clause I signed and whether or not the 2-year thing is still in effect even though he fired me.

[noob3]

I'm getting a job at Old Navy, the whole lazy thing has taken it's toll on me after a year or two. Maybe I just need to go back to school.

I'M GONNA BE FOLDING CLOTHES FOR THE MAN

[Anonymous]

Aren't you like, twelve?

[noob3]

i'm sixteen :/

[Anonymous]

Aren't you required by law to be in school? :/

Or is that why you think you need to go back?

[Les Waste]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't mean he's dropping out of school to work at the gap, or Old Navy, or whatever he said. I'm assuming he's working there part time

I got my first job when I was 16. It fucking sucked, but at least I made a ton of money :/

[glowbelly]

i don't think noob goes to schoolio.

[Les Waste]

:dropout

Must be drugs

[noob3]

Yes, I don't go to school. And I want to go back, but I'd have to go alternative school and it's far away and my parents can't take me. I need a car D:

[glowbelly]

or your face

[CynicalDave]

Ya its always nice not to have to work. Dont you love to bum off everyone else's wealth? Don't you love the fact that your best friend hates you now that you've ate all his food?

God some people should actually go out and work for a living

[Anonymous]

shut.
up.

[Carnivore]

There aren't enough contract killers around. CynicalDave's continued existence is proof of that. Go into that line of work.

[Anonymous]

Dave. Back in your thread.

I don't want to have to say this again.

[sadie]

i'm in the same state. i need another job, but i don't want another job. so i'm afraid i'm probably kinda not really looking as hard as i sorta should.

[Mockery]

Not having a job sucks when you enjoy doing things like going out to eat, going to movies, buying toys. And of course, there's that whole "paying rent" thing too that a job tends to help with.

[sadie]

i've got a sort of cushion to fall back on for a little while, and it seems i'm taking full advantage of it. i'll most assuredly regret it at some point.

[FartinMowler]

I have a contract job in the winter and when it's slow I work for a temp agency. Today I did file relocation. Easy work and $10 per hour canadian or $5 american.

[CynicalDave]

Personally I lay carpet and lino for a living. I get paid a not too shabby $12 an hour (CND). But i must say its gruelling work. There are so many jobs out there nowadays that are just for morons, IE stockboy, grillworker at McDonalds, and the ever popular gas jockey(I have been in every one of those positions..wait, I think I insulted myself again...). But a moron could work there and do half the work I do. So I decided to move to a job where you gotta earn your way.......my point is: Too many people have got it off easy. It should be like the old days. Get paid shit wages for manual labour without piss breaks. Or mabey I have too much work ethic....mabey i should turn back into a $7.20 dumbass....hrmmm

[punkgrrrlie10]

Noob3: have you thought about just getting your GED and then going to a community college?

[Evil Robot]

I got this shitty ass job doing land suveying for this bitch of a boss. I mean she is so much of a bitch that she get hormone shot after her histerectomy. She has done nothing but give me pay cuts when I'm working harder then two years ago. She refuses to give me anymore raises even if I were to stay there for ten more years. I recently bought a motorcycle, a Suzuki DRZ-400E, and I just dont care about anything else when I knwo that at some point, I will be riding. Just fucking riding and nobody can tell me which trail to go down or how fast to go, no intercoms and cellular phone. The familiar road sign arent there, there's no reason for them with so little traffic. So many people arre afraid of hitting deer, but up there, they see ya' comming.
But I tell ya, its not the enthusiasim you have for your job, its your ability to drift off topic everyonce in a while.

[sadie]