Care for a round?

[Rosenstern]

I certainly will not be competing in the Mockwars 05, so if anyone wants to warm up with a fairly easy opponent, just start the insults commin my way!

[MetalMilitia]

i heard that ur moms gay

[Emu]

pull your thumb out of your ass so you can hear me here cuz it's comin' DOWN


i got nothin'

[Guitar Woman]

I just thought up a bunch of stuff for MW, but there's no way in hell I'm wasting it on you.

[kellychaos]

In my high school calculus class, there was this kid that would lean in and arm-block his paper during tests and still get Cs.

[The Retro Kat]

You're a faggot with a bachelor's degree in sucking dick and a master's in sucking ass.

[FartinMowler]

Rosenstern

Mom

Rosensterns mom

what son?

Rosenstern

I've got something to tell you

Rosensterns mom

what is it son?

Rosenstern

I peed my bed


Rosensterns mom

Your room smells like pee

Rosenstern

Do you want to rap?

Rosensterns mom

(starts doing drum and bass with her mouth)

You peed in the bed

You peed on the ceiling

You peed in your sock drawer

Rosenstern (comes in on the half beat)

I'm just a peeing machine

Smell my wiener it's clean

I've never hit the toilet or run with the boyz

I'm a white jew boy that has no self control

(does a spin and high fives mom) :/

[Rosenstern]

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

You're a faggot with a bachelor's degree in sucking dick and a master's in sucking ass.

But of course, none of it could ever possibly compare to your phd in ass-packology.

[Rosenstern]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

i heard that ur moms gay

It's not so much that she's gay as it is that she has a penis and had to screw a woman, or have no sexual experience ever in her pathetic little life. It's kinda like Cartman's mom, but uglier.

Apparently she's also a rapper.

[kellychaos]

self deprication is the easy way out, nigga!

[Pram Maven]

You should lay into me, Rosenstern. I'd like to see what you come up with. Maybe photoshop me into a timid little corner.

[Emu]

thanks, nose

[sadie]

i guess he really is dead in a box now.

[Pram Maven]

Originally Posted by Emu

thanks, nose

Am I missing something here? What are you thanking me for?

[Misdemonar]

for sucking?

[Misdemonar]

is there going to be a mock wars '06?

[Pram Maven]

Do you mean,

POSTX2
?

Yes, probably.

As far as sucking, you're supposed to be setting a good example, and I'm following your lead, so... If I suck, you suck too.

[Misdemonar]

Then stop following me !!!111!!1

[Pram Maven]

OKAY!!!111oneoneone

[MetalMilitia]

Nose why did you put "one" at the end of your post? I don't understand.

[Pram Maven]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...21111ONEONEONE

I was just making a cliche'd joke about over-exicited posters.

[MetalMilitia]

oh... was it supposed to be funny?

[Pram Maven]

Not to the humorless...

Fucking A, get off my back already!

[MetalMilitia]

oh, right.
Did anyone else find it funny?

[Pram Maven]

Do you honestly need the approval of everyone else to determine if something was funny or not?

*steps out of the conversation for a bit*

A man, arguing a point blindly while I try not to spill my drink from laughing at his unintentionally hilarious, one-dimensional diatribes.. This should be on pay-per-view.

*steps back into the conversation*

Are you okay? I didn't mean to hurt you that bad...