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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 03:25 PM        fatsatan's and glowbelly's penis thread
i don't remember if i already did this here, but i miss willie getting upset about us talking about penises and i still haven't gotten you (fs) to post that picture that you sorta kinda promised me awhile back.

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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 03:55 PM       
Oh NOW you love penis. What'sa matter? Run out of batteries for your mutant dildos?
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 07:29 PM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 08:03 PM       
The rubber and plastic used in your dildo could have been used as a pacemaker for a young boy with heart failure.

THINK ABOUT IT.
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
my "heart" "throbs" and "pumps" just for him.
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
My Penis Itches.
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
The title to this thread has several meanings! Tee hee! :O
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 08:32 PM       
Yea, i actually saw Glowbelly's penis once. She had her zipper down and it just slipped right out.
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 09:56 PM       
This is the thread where the menfolk will post pictures of their penises. I command it be done.
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 09:58 PM       
I politely decline.
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 10:53 PM       
nobody commands anyone in our thread, jeanie.

except me (and fat satan).
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 11:55 PM       
I was making an inside joke from the "Post your boobs here" thread. http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4454&start=0
I am so misunderstood.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:19 AM       
I like my penis.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:27 AM       
I'll post mine here if someone mails me $20.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 05:32 AM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 10:53 AM       
I DECREE THAT THIS THREAD WILL INVOLVE THE DISCUSSION

OF PENISES.

THAT IS ALL.



I figure some day I'll get drunk enough at the right time to take pictures of my penis and post them, shortly after mailing them to all my relatives.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 04:38 PM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
Quote:
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I'M A BIG BOY NOW!

Your nephew,
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 07:18 AM       
GREAT

FUNNY STORY, MY ROOMMATE ONE TIME GOT DRUNK (I ASSUME) AND TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS WEINER, AND PUT IT AS THE WALLPAPER OF MY COMPUTER

fortunately my OTHER roommate was the one who found it

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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 09:42 AM       
yes, but was it BIG? or WEE?
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 10:44 AM       
ACHIMP CAN'T HANDLE THE WANG
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 11:20 AM       
That will so get you close to being banned.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 12:28 PM       
It's a fucking penis thread, you sissy.

But fine, since people can't handle the wang, I'll remove it.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
You just want me to say that I can handle more wang than you.

WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
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