The pretentious thread

[ziggytrix]

Entry: pretentious
Function: adjective
Definition: snobbish
Synonyms: affected, arty, assuming, aureate, big, bombastic, chichi, conceited, conspicuous, euphuistic, exaggerated, extravagant, feigned, flamboyant, flashy, flaunting, flowery, gaudy, grandiloquent, grandiose, high-flown, high-sounding, highfalutin', hollow, imposing, inflated, jazzy, la-di-da, lofty, magniloquent, mincing, ornate, ostentatious, overambitious, overblown, pompous, puffed up, put-on, rhetorical, showy, snobbish, specious, splashy, stilted, swank, too-too, tumid, turgid, utopian, vainglorious
Concept: personality quality
Source: Roget's Interactive Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.0)
Copyright © 2003 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.



I'm pretentious as fuck. You may only post in this thread if you've ever been magniloquent in the presence of a complete stranger or dear friend (casual acquaintences don't count, asshead).

[Anonymous]

What a malodorous thread this is.

[glowbelly]

i'm better than you

[Anonymous]

Nuh uh

[ziggytrix]

I was disturbed to find thesaurus in the thesaurus. However I was not satisfied with any of the listed synonyms.

[glowbelly]

perhaps you should endeavor to create your own list of equivalent expressions.

[Geggy]

Do co-workers count? If so, then I'm already posting.

[Anonymous]

I'm condescending and a bit of an elitist. I don't deny this. I make distinctions between Mockers and people who merely post on the I-Mockery boards. I hold everyone to the same standards. Some make the grade, many do not. The degree of my condescension varies with the amount of idiotic crap on the boards. The greater the volume of idiocy and dumbassedness, the shorter my temper. The type of imbecile for which I have the least amount of patience is the type that thinks it's funny to get a rise out of a Mocker. There's nothing funny about acting like an ass and pissing someone off. There's no talent involved in that. It's no better than flooding. It's absolutely childish. Yet so many damned fools around here continue to do it. They're like fucking abused creatures that keep coming back for another beating. Whether the reason is masochism, immaturity, or being too stupid to realize they're making a mockery of themselves, it's just pure stupidity.

[Geggy]

There's something you have to learn and it's patience and tolerance.

[Anonymous]

[glowbelly]

for REAL

[FS]

Fah fah fahfahfahfah fah fah fahfah fah.

Fahfahfah fah fahfah fahfah fah fah fah fahfahfahfah.

Fah fah, fah?

[ziggytrix]

I really do miss this place. I need a geek job so much.

[noob3]

yes, yes you do. or that's what i would be saying, if i cared! which i don't!

[Krythor]

So when does the real mocking happen, imbeciles?

[Sethomas]

According to the philosophy board's living embodiment of pompousness, I belong in this thread. I guess that's saying something.

[:(]

You're not pretentious if you really are better than everyone else.

Of course, I'm not better than anyone, so I wouldn't know.

[Skulhedface]

I'M better than THIS thread.

[Dole]

Pretentious?? MOI?

[Helm]

How could I miss this thread?

[Protoclown]

fags

[kellychaos]

I know < FAMOUS MOVIE AND/OR ROCK STAR > ... yeah, she's got ma digits ... if all goes well this evenin', I'll be show her ma "O Face" ... you know wut I'm sayin'

[Helm]

artfags

[Protoclown]

fartbags

[kellychaos]

Hairy nipples.