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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 09:26 AM        The bosses' daughter
My bosses' daughter (not a typo, both her father and mother are my boss) is putting moves on me at work and through SMS, and it's really awkward and like that Ashton Kutcher movie Except that Tara Reid is probably Kutcher's age, and this one is sixteen or seventeen or something. There could be other differences as well, but I'm not watching that fucking movie even though Zod is in it.

I'm trying to gracefully sneak away from a party invitation, because if I went I'd be the oldest guy there and I'd feel like a dirty old giant or possibly Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (first seasons, before he got badass and unemployed).

So now I've got to stay friendly with her while not showing any sign of interest (because of the me not being interested part) while I ignore her completely in front of her parents who are around constantly, so we end up sending looks below the radar and probably misinterpreting stuff completely.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 09:33 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 09:49 AM       
The age of consent is 16 in Norway, so I'd be scott free if I did anything. Well, except the losing of my job and me hating myself.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 10:02 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 03:49 PM       
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The age of consent is 16 in Norway, so I'd be scott free if I did anything. Well, except the losing of my job and me hating myself.
I don't think you could get fired if it was after work. That'd be wrongful dismissal and you could sue the shit out of them.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 04:25 PM       
No. You'd be fired. They can lie about the actual reason.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 05:15 PM       
You can still sue them for wrongful dismissal. Most judges see through bullshit reasons put forth by employers.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 07:58 PM       
They dont call that age "sweet sixteen" for 'nuthin
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 08:52 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 04:22 AM       
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I don't think you could get fired if it was after work. That'd be wrongful dismissal and you could sue the shit out of them.
Yeah, but I work whenever they need help in the store, so I'm just a kinda-employee. I'm a student, so I don't have a steady job or anything. But it doesn't matter anyway, since I have no interest in her whatsoever and got out of the spot I was in.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 09:04 AM       
why is she a monster with 3 inch legs and an equator the size of newark?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 09:19 AM       
I don't know why is she a monster with 3 inch legs and an equator the size of newark. Please tell me, Hitman.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 10:40 AM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 04:22 PM       
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i think they have dropped. Want an upclose look?


and what i should have said was:

"why, is she a monster with 3 inch legs and an equator the size of newark?"
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 08:08 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 09:22 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2004, 11:16 PM       
aw. don't be so mean to him. he's only now learning his comma rules.
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Old Jul 4th, 2004, 02:22 AM        Re: The bosses' daughter
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My bosses' daughter (not a typo, both her father and mother are my boss) is putting moves on me at work and through SMS, and it's really awkward and like that Ashton Kutcher movie Except that Tara Reid is probably Kutcher's age, and this one is sixteen or seventeen or something. There could be other differences as well, but I'm not watching that fucking movie even though Zod is in it.

I'm trying to gracefully sneak away from a party invitation, because if I went I'd be the oldest guy there and I'd feel like a dirty old giant or possibly Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (first seasons, before he got badass and unemployed).

So now I've got to stay friendly with her while not showing any sign of interest (because of the me not being interested part) while I ignore her completely in front of her parents who are around constantly, so we end up sending looks below the radar and probably misinterpreting stuff completely.

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Old Jul 4th, 2004, 08:49 AM       
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aw. don't be so mean to him. he's only now learning his comma rules.
commas arent any fun.
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Old Jul 4th, 2004, 10:46 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2004, 10:48 AM       
arrowx dobody will ever giv u the least bit of dignity, no even as a forum ruiner, so jus shush plz

yuo can join my army n then haev SOME respect agree?
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Old Jul 4th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
wtf?


The way I act on these boards Is quite different than in real life and well Its a fucking message board so I don't really think that Respect Is something I need from someone who is probably another postar on these boards just trying do fee 2x cool!
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Old Jul 4th, 2004, 01:02 PM       
i dun think you exist IRL i think ur a virus
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Old Jul 6th, 2004, 05:45 PM       
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what like crabs?
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