An open letter to the I-mockery.com/net staff and others...

[Rev. Danno]

Dear I-Mockery.com staff,
I would like to thank you for doing a sweet job.
I've not been checking out the site as of late because the last time I checked it out a year or so ago it kind of sucked, even what Max wrote kinda sucked.
I-mockery is funny again, thank you.
Please do not do anymore jones cola peices, unless you get cool stuff for it, and put a warning on it about extreme pirate faces.
I'd like to see Chojin in drag again, and let's see something about either the A-team, crappy 80's toys, or forgoten '80's cartoons.
Please have more contests sometime in the future, I haven't had a chance to paste my face on I-mockery for awhile.

June is the month I'll be in Philly, Baltamore, Providence, and NYC. Mockers who remember me, get in touch.

Thank you for no longer sucking,
-Rev. D.B. Spitzer
P.S.
How's the Mrs.