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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 01:19 AM        I hate boys
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 02:44 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 02:47 AM       
Me too, we're disgusting


But when I say we I don't mean me, I am very gusting
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 02:56 AM       
this chick at a table i was waiting was flirting with me with her boyfriend sitting right next to her

lol :<

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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 03:02 AM       
but you're gay so it doesn't count

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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 03:07 AM       
I LIKE WHEN GIRLS TALK ABOUT HOW BOYS SUCK< THEN BOYS SAY "I AGREE" HAHAH, I THINK THAT BOY SHOULD GET SOME SEX FROM THE GIRL YOU KNOW!!!!!!! STAT Z
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 03:14 AM       


*the lol2 emoticon is gay
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 03:56 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 04:25 AM       
Did i ever mention this guy James to you?

Like I was talking to him the other day, and he totally hates GIRLS, can you believe it!!??

Thats, like, the opposite of you! And opposites attract right???

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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
Jixby, your "Vivian" avatar rocks!
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 01:47 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 02:52 PM       
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May I cry with you today?
I'm absorbed in anger, hurt and sadness. I am sitting at work, trying to hide tears away...never tried that before...
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
Yesterday I felt like strangling every male figure that I saw and cutting all of their balls off with rusty spoons, but I'm a tad better today. Damn Daniel.

Anyway, sorry you hate them. They can be fun when they're not being complete idiots who play with your emotions like happy-meal toys. Close your eyes and listen to some music. That always helps me.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 03:59 PM       
YOU HANG IN THERE GRRRRRRL
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
maybe youre are just such a fucking pain in the ass no guy can stand you for ten minutes.

try sucking more dick, no guy leaves a girl that sucks dick good.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 10:47 PM       
guys are great as friends. all of my closest friends are men, whereas i can only really say i'm close to one woman right now. it's when that friendship evolves into something else that things get all sucky. and if there was never even a friendship to begin with, it's pretty much doomed.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 10:53 PM       
things get sucky.

heh.

i'd looove getting all sucky with you.

i bet i could stand you for TWELVE minutes sadie. twelve GLORIOUS minutes.

keep it in mind.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:03 PM       
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aw, too bad. it appears i don't meet your criteria.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:08 PM       
ha, that is more to point out my lack of criteria.

and you missed the whole part about bacon. it DOES have a meaning.

how is life sadie? ready for school to start? only 2 seeds in my last ounce pretty much sums up my life in recent weeks.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
"no guy leaves a girl that sucks dick good."

I did.

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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:15 PM       
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IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive.
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:
1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
2. Comply

The Ladder Theory, again
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
george, even if you'd deleted that bacon/humble part from your sig, i'd remember it. :P

my life lately/weed analogy: down to stems and seeds. i've even smoked purty much all the shake, even.

i won't be teaching this year. the details are multitudinously nerve-wracking, so let's just say at present, i'm a professional singer/graphic designer. i'm flat-broke, but enjoying what i'm doing. now, i just need a benefactor-with-no-strings to fund it all. ha.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
My best friend isn't a guy.

But she's the only friend I have that isn't a guy. I think she's pretty and everything, but I'm not attracted to her since I've been friends with her since 2nd grade and that's kind of like being attracted to your sister. :/

I await James' argument on that last statement there.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
omg jin are you available
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:05 AM       
Glowbelly is one of my best friends and like a sister to me and she's pretty, but I don't want to stick my dick in her or anything.
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