Pussy is, indeed, really good. I honestly enjoy the taste of it.
I don't know what you are talking about, I hate the taste,and smell for that matter, but if my girlfriend is pleasing me, and she want's to get eaten out, god damn it, ill do it.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?