Which bands are awesome measuring sticks/estimates for finding blow hards, douchebags

[Shyandquietguy]

pretentious mooks, etc.

I'll gladly admit, it's amazing I could even speak to people without passing the thought of being able to offend them when I took GWAR way too seriously when I was in a phase of "Excessive gore and violence is stupid!" Wait, I didn't. I was also "Edgy" and "crass" as fuck. I need research!

I'm glad I hate myself as much as I do now!