Fucking Mormons.

[Jeanette X]

*ding dong*
*Jeanette answers the door*
Jeanette: Yeah?
Missionary: Hi. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints.
Jeanette: We're not interested.
Missionary: Have you heard of the Book of Mormon?
Jeanette: Yes. I own a copy, I have read it, I am not interested.
Missionary: Have you prayed on it?
Jeanette: *disgusted look* Do I come to your door and start bothering you?
Missionary: We love you...
Jeanette: *slams door in missionary's face*