I want to be a housewife

[cherry]

Since for the next 3 weeks I am getting paid a shit load to sit around doing nothing I decided to spring clean my flat today.
I cranked the tunes up and spent 5 hours cleaning my kitchen. There was full on cupboard cleaning and I even scraped the crud out of the bottom of the oven. And you know what i am jacking in my feminist ways. So if anyone wants a stepford wife just let me know. Although i must insist on high volume electroclash and spates of dancing. i can cook but if you are ugly or poor I will not be doing the secks.