New york is evil

[Evil Robot]

I live and hate in New York. In new york, there are many people from all different countries and they all act different. In New York, a studio apartment that does not have a kitchen costs $700/month and a standard three bedroom home costs half a million ($500,000 you moron). In new york, the water comes from terrorist targets. In new york, you can buy Nuetschtaffel cheese from a foriegner during the day, and crack cocaine from a black man at night on the same street, outside the same store. In New York, NOBODY listens to ZZ Top. In New York, a dildo can be purchased for less money then a quality flashlight.