Cosmo's Lunchtime

[Cosmo Electrolux]

SO, I drove over to Publix to pick up some lunch and after wandering around the store for 15 minutes, made my selections and proceeded to the nearest express lane to check out. The fat, greasy mongoloid at the register directed me to customer service so I wouldn't have to wait in line. I walked over to customer service and there was no one on that register. A young lady got my attention and said, " I can get you over here" I walked over to her register and noticed that she was about 3' tall and standing on a box. She was pretty cute, for a midget...she rang up my stuff. The total was $6.66. I wonder if this had anything to do with the fact I've been shopping in the church of satan's online gift store earlier today. It truely boggles the mind.