Hey

[CaptainBubba]

Did you guys know that this is an online forum? Did you know that no matter how much you post here or how much you think someone here is your friend, unless they are outside of the computer you're pretty much typing to an advanced version of Smarterchild. Did you know that the euphoric and nirvana-like day of ascension when you finally say something almost entertaining or worthwhile and all the "veterans" here seem to accept you will never come, and even if it does you'll quit because you realize all you wanted was acceptance and not an actual forum to talk in?

Did you know that you suck? Did you know that even though I'm generally disliked here and I still post here?

The fundemental difference being that after I post I usually turn off my computer without seeing who responded because I couldn't give less of a a fuck about any internet persona. There was a time when I would post and refresh every 5 minutes or so, because I felt it would be fun and worthwhile to try and make some type of bond to a community. Some people here are funny. Others aren't. You're probably one of them. All I suggest is maybe reading what you write and imagining someone else wrote it before you post.

For example, if someone posted this, I would either ignore it as another annoying attempt to "straighten out" the constant metro of board fags, or I'd find a picture of the Rodney King beatings and photoshop it so it says something clever, possibly offensive, and post it without explanation.

Either way it will illicit pure anger and resentment toward that poster. I assure you.