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Mar 19th, 2004, 12:11 AM
Well I'm positive that I'm off the hook now. The lady at the front desk saw me at school today and she said "hey you wanna see something funny?" so I said "sure" and followed her into a back room where they rewind and watch the security tapes. I saw myself come in through the door, pull it closed real hard so it shut after me, stand there for a second, then turn around and try to open it. After a tiny bit of resistance from the door, I fucking slammed my foot into the glass. Actually, the slow-mo of the glass fracturing outward from where I hit it and the crack heading for the top was kinda cool, but whatever. I looked like such a dumbass, especially since the wire in the glass caused my shoe to get stuck and I had to pull it out. I thought it was hilarious.
After we watched the tape she turned to me and said: "well clearly it was because of the wind. Obviously an accident caused by the wind" and I said "oh, totally".
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