Do you godamn bitches like fucking assholes?

[BlueOatmeal]

Because I just can understand why the fuck a sweet little girl will fall in love with a retared dickass. I just don't understand. I'm a pretty nice, decent guy. I don't stink AND I take showers. But I can't seem to attract the ladies because "I'm too nice of a guy" Well fuck if you want an asshole I'll push you around, call you a slut in front of your own mother, take a huge dump on your face, make you fix me sandwhiches, and to top it off I'll get your knocked up and run off to my mothers house and hide out or punch you untill the baby drips out of your woman place.

I'm depressed