Almost as bad as the 'body language' line

[mburbank]

"I'd like to also go to Afghanistan. And, by the way, the reports from Afghanistan, at least the ones I get, are very encouraging. You know, we've got people who have been there last year and have been back this year report a different attitude. And they report people have got a sparkle in their eye. And women now all of a sudden no longer fear the future but believe that we're there to stay the course and we will help a free society emerge."
-W in remarks to the press on June 1'st


A 'sparkle in their eye'? They report 'peopele have got a sparkle in their eye'?

A fucking SPARKLE in their fucking EYE?!?

Lets not even get to women being unafraid, it can be hrd to see the sparkle in their eye through the slit in the Burkha many of them still feel compelled to wear, but now we're assessing how we're doing in Afghanistan by the fucking degree of SPARKLE in their collective EYE?!? Who does W think he's talking to, I don't know which is concievably worse, him thinking the press nd through them the people are this damn stupid or if he's this damn stupid, I mean JESUS CHRIST, THE SPARKLE IN THEIR EYE?!?

How about the spring in their step, what might that say about how much of the country Charzai actually controls? How about the cut of their jib, I think that could be very helpful in determining which warlords have the most sway. Maybe if we looked into the incidence of carefree laughter amongst Afghani children it would tell us if Osama is still in Afghanistan, who knows, a careful report on the Jaunty tilt of their hats might reveal the extent to which Opium Poppy farming once more props up their economy.

The sprkle in their eye, ladies and gentleman. The fucking sparkle in their fucking eye.