Jamesman Presents, #1:

[James]

Jeef, I'm sure I'd have something to say in response to that, if I even knew what you were. Don't get me wrong, I recognize the name and all, but you're just another non-memorable user. Therefore, I have no direct response towards you, because I never bothered to know anything about you to use in this response.

As for the Newbie Types, I'm sure I could squeeze out one or two more (like Bumpy Bumpertonl the newbie who RESPONDS TO CLEARLY-DEAD THREADS). But this has run its course and is over with. But be sure to check out my future installments of Jamesman Presents.