We Need a New Idiot

[mburbank]

Well, gang, it pains me to say it, but I think we need a new idiot. I don't mean a new conservative voice, we've got some and they do a fine job. What we're really lacking right now is a certified loudmouth blowhard moron.

I can't imagine we'll ever be so lucky as to get another Vinth, who was to Loudmouth Morons what Davicni was to artists and scientists. I'll always miss him. But I think our Sspad tried to look too closely at the mirage of Vinth and caused it to evaporate, a confused dream dissipating with a last whiff of the anchovies, moon pies and store brand WildBerry Schnapps that brought it on.