ENCOURAGE ME TO KILL MYSELF

[CaptainBubba]

This way if I ever actually do it Ya'll can maybe get some very very minor news time if I put this board in a note or something.

Any encouragment will suffice as long as its both cruel and semi-realistic. Methods of termination, reasons to discontinue life, and just insults to my pride are all excellent additions to this thread o mine.

I will start thigns off here:

I should die.