AWESOME HOMEMADE GAMES

[Schimid]

Sometimes when it's raining and I'm in the passenger's seat, I'll watch the windshield wipers and see if they can jump over stuff as it passes from the windshield to my window. If it jumps over, it wins. If it cuts through or lands on something, it loses. Gets fun when you drive by a lot of telephone poles and stuff.

My parents smoke like crazy and sometimes I'll find a cigarette in the toilet and I'll pee on it extra hard to see if I can break off the ash.