why resident evil 4 sucks

[pants/rewind]

because it's not scary and it's not hard. fucking a. where is the key? oh, it's a few steps from the door! im going to buy some first aid sprays! oh wait, i dont even need to because there are herbs everywhere! jee wiz! el giante? more like el giantgay. you can carry like a thousand items. you dont even have to worry about ammo.

they should of called it leon's shoot-em up adventure with upskirt action. which would have been fun, and less dissapointing.

sigh