Hmm, walking around the store. Walking around the sto-oh OH OOOH!! Two girls in short shorts leaning over.

They are presenting themselves to me like the proud lioness of the African savannah.

One even has "CHEER" over he ass, so I guess she's a cheerleader.
Turning around OH MY GOD THEY'RE LIKE 12!
Walking around the store. Walking around the sto-oh OH hey, what's this? Hey she's pretty cute. Looks like she might be my age, or a little younger. She's tiny.
Me: Hi, is there anything particular I can help you find?

: Well, I'm not even sure what I'm looking for.
Me: Maybe I can help...

: You see, I teach a 3rd Grade class and...
Me:
So, the only thing that was blown today was my mind.
