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El_Makeveli El_Makeveli is offline
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Old Dec 12th, 2005, 04:52 PM        New Religion
You know everybody, I'm really pissed off with how much people complain about "religion is being imposed on me" or "boo hoo, I'm being discrminated aganist, because of my religion." Well I have a new religion, I have not thought up a name for it but here is the premise: we don't care whether you believe in God, Allah, Buddah, trees or whatever the hell you believe in. The only commitment you have to do is to kill others religion. You can do anything you want but you MUST kill other religions. This way, no one is being unfairly discriminated because ALL are being persecuted for their beliefs. I think it's a great idea but, I need a name and various leaders for this religion. Once I overthrow a dirt-poor country for all its worth, all who have helped me shall be rewarded greatly. I am thinking on invading Poland or the Iberian Penninsula. Where should we strike first, so that we will be able to prepare years in advance.

-EL_Makeveli
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