Pram VS. Dale

[Chojin]

From the desk of Chojin, The Internet, Customer Relations

Greetings esteemed friend CUSTOMER_NAME,

I see that you have recently purchased The Internet's popular products I Do Not Have The Time... (300+ Post Series) and This Is You - Googling To Victory (Hardback). We hope that you enjoy these fine products and encourage you to forward any questions you may have regarding them to this address.

I would also like to take this opportunity to interest you in similar products. Our database has suggested the following titles:

Enough Is ENOUGH! And Other Heartfelt Bids
1,001 Great Guffaws At Gay Guys
The Narcissist's Guide To Condescending Remarks
If You Can't Join 'Em, Beat 'Em! (Failing That, Cry)
Goodbye Forever (And When To Make Your Triumphant Return) (OUT OF STOCK)

I thank you for your business on behalf of The Internet and the spirit of online communications in general. God bless.

Sincerely,
Chojin

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY. DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS MAIL.