Make me laugh! Plz

[Terra]

My boyfriend and I are taking a sabbatical from each other. He lives in Vegas and this long distance thing currently isn't working out. We actually met in person and then he moved away to be with his family and there were other circumstances at play too. He has lots of opportunities and there is a lady out there that has been showing him lots of interest. We talked about it and we both feel this is the best thing to do for the time being. I feel like shit.

So say mocking things so I can have a laugh!