Make me laugh! Plz

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Hmm, sounds like:

"We actually met in person and then he moved away to be with his family"

He's married, and was only traveling thru town when you two met up in a bar to have teh seckes. this would explain your "How far have you gone" thread..

"There is a lady out there that has been showing him lots of interest"

He found somebody new to fool around with (affair) and it's far more convenient location wise.

(and for fear of having his tire's on his 18 wheeler "knifed")