other sexual innuendo related to sports

[Super Machine Neo]

we've all heard the cliche of "playing the field", and the series of bases we all go through untill you get hardcore laid. But I'm sick of baseball. I'd like to play another sport. and since most of the people surfing these threads are sick perverted fucks anyway, I challenge you to make sexual innuendo based on other sports (Caber tossing, Hockey, MXC, just to name a few).