Lack of protien in vegetarians leads to loss of brain cells.

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Ok, I'm at Blockbuster standing in line to rent a movie, wearing a t-shirt that says "How many vegatables had to DIE for your stupid salad?"
This hippie-looking lady gets in line next to me and says "lemme see your shirt." I turned slightly so she could see the whole thing. She stared at it for about 10 seconds and then said "Are you a vegatarian?"
"No." I held back a laugh.
She thought about it for a while and finally this sort of surprised/insulted look came over her "Wait! that's against vegetarians!"
"Yep."
"That's not funny. Well, it kinda is."

I think not eating enough meat and cheese has the same effect as smoking too much weed. I'm pretty sure this lady did both.