Two shite trailers I just watched

[Dole]

The Cat in The Hat- god this looked awful. Why does the movie industry constantly have to rape our childhood memories? What is the point in making films of Dr Seuss books?? They are entertaining, simplistic kids books that were designed to improve a childs vocabulary and grammar. THEY DONT NEED TO BE MADE INTO FILMS.

Masked and anonymous- starring Bob Dylan- this looks so fucking hackneyed..dylan as the wandering, profound, doesnt say much cowboy type character. With John Goodman?? and dylan gets it together with penelope cruz? Why thats believable.