"Most users ever online was 49 on Fri Feb 14, 2003 1:23 pm"
That made me laugh, I pictured a bunch of mockers surrounding a Bond fire, reading books and cuddling, some with a porno wrapped in news paper. All cute and cuddly, the mocky mocks.
I wear staples and staplers, it makes me look cool. People are all, "Whoa, look at that guy with the staplers. He's cool. Let's give him money."