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Old Jul 4th, 2003, 01:27 AM        Why is my life so cliched?
So this is how it goes. Boy(me) falls in love with girl. 4 years later, boy tells girl. Girl falls in love with boy. Every thing works out all Dawson's Creek - ish and shit. Then boy and girl get drunk (tonight), and girl asks boy "When are we gonna have sex?" Boy stumbles on an answer, tells her whenever she's comfortable, and she tells boy to come over early tommorrow and to come prepared. She kisses him goodnight, and leaves him there with a big goofy smirk on his face scared and confused.

I don't know the first place to start. All I know is I'm not gonna be a virgin tommorrow night, neither will she, and I'm gonna go to bed with tired legs because I'm gonna be strutting.

Back to the point.... How do I approach this. Do I just go over there and say "Let's fuck" and take off my cloths or do I try to be all smooth about it and be a lady's man, show up with roses, pump up the Barry Manilow, and pull out the flavored body oil?

T.V.'s confused me.
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