Fucking hate spiders.

[James]

The little really REALLY tiny ones are OK. You know the ones you can crush with the force of your breath. Even the slightler larger ones that are thin and brownish-yellow.

But these little nickel-sized furry black fuckers are pissing me off. I don't see them very often, but I fucking hate them. They're chunky little shits, and I don't like feeling them get smooshed when I take the tissue to them. ESPECIALLY when they're still alive. It's a little better when you know they're dead. But getting down near them and grabbing them while alive is just NO.

Next time I see one, I'm calling Re to bring over her vaccuum and/or cups.