IMPORTANT: ABOUT HOLLYCAUST

[James]

I originally edited this, because I didn't want to whine to people who wanted to destroy my love. But I don't care. When you love someone, you're willing to whine and beg to make sure they're happy. Besides, I'm pussy whipped: Whining and begging is what I'm all about.

Me and Hollycaust are a couple. We met on the internet, and found out we lived about 20 minutes away from one another. We've been officially dating for a couple weeks now.

So stop being so mean to her. I know what you're trying to do. You want to split us up, so you can have her for yourselves. But too bad. Nothing will ever come between us.