Ninjavenom, regarding your signature

[Protoclown]

Ninjavenom, it has come to my attention that you have a quote:

Girl: Why are you wearing combat boots?
Proto: Because I'm prepared to see a lot of action! OH YEAH! *gyrate hips toward girl*

in your signature that is falsely attributed to me. I have never said, nor would I ever say any such thing. I have found that this has been extremely damaging to my reputation and has led me to become the laughing stock of several groups I "run" with. In fact, I even got my buttocks soundly pummeled at the grocery store by someone who falsely interpreted this statement as my own.

I am writing now to warn you, sir, that you will be hearing from my lawyer regarding this defamation and "gaying up" of my character.

Thank you for your time.

Protoclown