HOY CHOJIN, YOU LIKE GUYS RIGHT? OK. I KNEW THAT. WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF I LIKED GUYS? CUZ THEN YOUD HAVE TO LIKE ME SINCE YOUR IN SUCH A MINORITY THAT THERES PRACTICALLY NO ROOM FOR ACTUAL SELECTION. wOULD YOU WANNA KISS ME AND STUFF? WOULD WE DO IT? LIKE, IF WE WENT TO THE MOVIES, WOULD I PUT MY DICK IN THE POPCORN BUCKET OR WOULD YOU?