Dear stupid people

[Carnivore]

Ummm... he didn't use them all right.

Your an asshole Jamesman

Try again.

Two assholes name Jamesman would be two- too many

Two and too were used correctly, but it should be two assholes named Jamesman, not name Jamesman.

Hear the asshole Jameman speak

Used correctly again, but needs punctuation.

Were sick of assholes named Jamesman

Wrong.

Where hoping assholes like Jamesman shut up

Also wrong.